I’ve always wondered if there’s an unwritten rule about the Eurovision song contest stating that each and every contestant has to be absolute sh*t… I don’t get the Eurovision at all…and I certainly couldn’t be bothered to watch it.

Anyway, this year’s UK entry is Andy Abraham, which actually isn’t all that Eurovision-ish horrific compared to Ireland’s competitor: Dustin the turkey! Must be a joke? Nah, they’re actually serious…I’d rather vote for a real live turkey.

Andy Abraham “Even If”

Dustin the turkey “Irelande Douze Pointe”

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